It Doesn't Get Much More Disturbing than "Oogieloves"

Teletubbies' distant cousins perhaps? It only goes downhill from here...literally

The Oogieloves in the BIG Balloon Adventure is simply the most traumatizing, seizure inducing dribble to make its way to the big screen in a very, very long time. Even the trailers, which ran before pretty much every family film over the summer, didn’t disguise the fact that it was in the same vein as ‘Teletubbies' and 'Thomas & Friends.' Instead of those creepy, nonsensical, TV-tummy Teletubbies, we're stuck with Goobie, Zoozie and Toofie, three Oogieloves who go on an adventure to find five golden balloons for Schluufy's birthday. And yes, Schluffy just so happens to be a pink pillow. CONTINUE READING